“…and as a result, fewer books will be published. And fewer children will be drawn to the magic of the written word and [they’ll] end up spending their days blasting holes in whores and pimps in the latest video games. Their values destroyed! Their lives ruined!
Can’t you see what you’re doing by not buying my book!?”
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